mosquito and condom - joke

शिक्षक : हामीले लाम्खुट्टेहरु जन्मिन बाट रोक्नु पर्छ ।
विद्यार्थी : त्यो त हुन नै सक्दैन ।
शिक्षक : किन ?
विद्यार्थी : लाम्खुट्टेहरुले लगाउने तेत्रो सानो कन्डम त बन्नै सक्दैन सर !!!

boys in brothel

Two men went 2 a borthel. 
1st went in and came out n said “ what a waste of money.... my wife is better than her.”
2nd went in and came out n said “ Yes...U R right. Your wife is much better.”  

priest and a girl - like this - yes yes

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call  him a son of a bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a sonof a bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (she stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES
FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"