Showing posts with label Serious Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Serious Joke. Show all posts

Mar 20, 2013

A inspiring story about being positive, listen to your own heart, don't get


A inspiring story : Never listen to other people’s tendencies to be  negative or pessimistic

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs, who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants...

The race began...

Honestly:
No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements from the crowd such as:
>"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
>"They will NEVER make it to the top."
>"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"


The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...
... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...

The crowd continued to yell
"It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"


More tiny frogs got tired and gave up...
...But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...
This one wouldn’t give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top!
THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal?

It turned out that the winner was DEAF!!! :)


The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people’s tendencies to be  negative or pessimistic...cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you. The ones you have in your heart! Always think of the power words have. Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:
ALWAYS be POSITIVE!

And above all:
Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU can not fulfil YOUR dreams!

Always think:
I can do this!

Jun 19, 2012

a brilliant engineer joke



An engineer having no child, no money, no home and a blind mother....
One day he prays to god.

And finally ... God says he will grant him One wish.

Engineer: I want my
mother to see my wife
putting diamond bangles
on my child's hands in our
new bunglow.

God: Damn! I still have a
lot to learn from these
engineers!

school, job and life 3 jokes


This quote describes condition of classrooms:
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"Everything !s much more funnier when we are not allowed to laugh.."

Jun 14, 2012

don't mess-up with guy -10 हजार एक रातको ??

एउटि केटि cafe मा एक्लै बसिरहेकि थि 

एक्लै देखेर एउटा केटालेगयेर भन्यो

के म तपाई संग  बस्न सक्छु ???
अचानक
केटि (चिच्याई) : नाई , हुदैन आजको रात म तिमि संग बिताऊन सक्दिन...!!!

त्यत्रो भिडभाड मा सबै जानाले उनिहरुलाई हेर्न थाले ..!!
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बिचरा केटो लाजले रातो  पिरो भयो ..!!

केहि छिन पछि केटिले त्यस केटा संग माफि मागिन

अनि बिस्तारै भनिन :त्यो के भने म " HUMAN NATURE को बारेमा अध्यान गर्दै छु

त्यसैले, जान्न चाहान्छु कि मान्छे ले लजाउदा(बेज्जत) हुदा कस्तो प्रतिक्रिया जनाउछन..!!"
फेरि अचानक
केटो (चिच्यायो) : What...?? 10 हजार एक रात ..??
यो त अतिनै भयो अलिक कम गरन plz ..!!
फेरि
सबैजाना केटिलाई हेरेर हास्न थाले..!!
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अनि केटाले बिस्तारै भन्यो : "लु अब आफै अनुभब गर..!!:

Jun 8, 2012

time schedule of nepali student

टिभी - ३ घण्टा
फेसबुक - २ घण्टा
सुत्न - १२ घण्टा
खेल्न - ३ घण्टा
साथीसंग - २ घण्टा
लवरसंग -२ घण्टा
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अनि पढाइ - "घण्टा"

May 15, 2012

True Lovers - what should be like..?


True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
and
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around ..??

HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.



HEATED Gold is called - 
Ornament
BEATED Copper is called - Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called - Diamond
&
HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.

good date vs awesome date - ends with what what?


A good date end with good dinner.....
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but awesome date end after a breakfast....
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who ever understand hit like...aru haru ooggy n cockroses herna jau

Cute Proposal from a boy to girl - will be it accepted ?


Cute Proposal. ?

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining?

Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
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Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !?! -.-

mother's VS girlfriend's tears in the eye


Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P

Apr 17, 2012

mom and son - joke

‎6 year 0ld boy: I l0ve u m0m....
M0m: Awwww!! I l0ve u to0o....♥

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17 year 0ld b0y: I l0ve u m0m.....
M0m: $0rry, n0 m0ney....!!!

Apr 9, 2012

engineer vs lawyer jokes

एउटा इन्जिनियर मरेछ…अनि चित्रगुप्त कहाँ पुगेछ ।
यमराजकोमा पेशी भएर उसको खाता पाता पल्टाउँदा नर्क जानु पर्ने भएछ ।
विचरा के गरोस्…पुगेछ नर्कमा । 
त्यहाँ यमराजले उसको पापको हिसाब किताब गरेर उसलाइ १० दिन सम्म तल आगो बालेर फाँसीमा झुन्ड्याएर राख्ने सजाय सुनाएछन् । 
त्यो पनि स्वीकार गरेछ उसले.. 
फाँसीमा झुन्ड्याउने भएको बेलामा उसले भनेछ..”हजुर मलाइ फाँसीमा मज्जाले झुन्ड्याउनुस्..तर यो फाँसीको मञ्चको डिजाइन मिलेको छैन । म मिलाइ दिन्छु अनि झुन्ड्याउनु होला “ यमराजलाइ अचम्म लागेछ…अनि ल गर न त भनेर छोडिदिएछ…
दुइ दिन लगाएर उसले त्यो मञ्च बनाएछ…
मञ्च देखेर त यमराज दँग परेछ अनि सोधेछ..
“तँ अरू के के गर्न सक्छस्?’ इन्जिनियरले त्यसपछि काम शुरू गरेछ र एक महिनामै नर्कको स्वरूपै परिवर्तन भएछ । एसी कोठा, चिल्ला बाटो, बँगैचा, फोहोरा…गज्जबको भएछ ।
तर यस्तो राम्रो नर्क इन्द्रलाइ देखिनसक्नछ भएछ । उसले यमराजलाइ फोन लगाएछ ” कुरा के भयो भने ब्रो..त्यो इन्जिनियर गल्तीले उता पुगेछ…उसलाइ फिर्ता पठाउनु पर्यो “
यमराजः नचाहिने कुरा…म पठाउँदिन..जे गर्न सक्छस् गर…
इन्द्रः म मुद्दा हाल्छु नि फेरी..ब्रम्हाकहाँ…
यमराजः हाल् हाल्…मलाइ बाल मतलब..तैले मुद्दा हाल्न वकिल कहाँबाट ल्याउँछस्?? ति जम्मै त म कहाँ छन्…:

Nepal petroleum scarcity joke

छिमेकीले ईर्ष्या गर्ने बिषयहरु :
२०३५ साल : पल्लो घरकोले एस.एल.सी. पास गर्यो रे नि ...
२०४० साल : पल्लो घरको त अफिसर भयो रे नि...
२०४५ साल : पल्लो घरमा त टिभी ल्याए रेनि...
२०५० साल : पल्लो घरको त राजनीति गर्न थाल्यो रे नि...
२०५५ साल : पल्लो घरकोले त रंगीन टिभि किन्यो रे नी/पल्लो घरकोले त गाडी किन्यो रे नि...
२०६० साल :पल्लो घरकोमा त मोबाईल छ रे नी/पल्लो घरकोले त डिभी पर्योरे नि...
२०६५ साल : पल्लो घरकोले त जग्गाबाट खुब कमायो रे नि..
२०६८ साल : पल्लो घरकाले त ग्याँस पाए रे नि/ पल्लो घरमा त जर्किन भरि पेट्रोल ल्याए रे नि :D

Nov 14, 2011

Some serious joke


A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke:

All laughed like crazy.
After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,

He smiled and said-“When u can’t laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again”