Nov 13, 2012
some funny nepali jokes
एकचोटी एउटा गाइडले एउटा अङ्रेज पर्यटकलाई काठमाडौं घुमाउँदैथ्यो ।
गाइडले एउटा ठूलो बिल्डिङ देखाएर भन्यो "यो संसद भवन हो !"
अङ्रेज: "यति सानो ? यत्रो त हामीकहाँ पिज्जा हुन्छ !"
गाइडले फेरी नारायणहिटी देखाएछ
अङ्रेज: "यत्रो त हामीकहाँ बर्गर हुन्छ !"
गाइडलाई धेरै रिस उठेपनि चुप लागेर बस्यो, फेरी उसले धरहरा देखायो
अङ्रेज: "यो खे हो ?"
गाइड: "यो तिम्रो बर्गर र पिज्जाको लागि tomato sause को बोतल हो !" :p
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फुटबलर क्रिस्चियानो रोनाल्डोले राजेश दाइलाई भनेछन्, मैले एकपटक फुटबल हाने भनें, बल दुई मिनेटसम्म घुमिरहन्छ, दाइ फिस्स हाँसेछन् र भनेछन्, तिमीलाई थाहा छैन होला, अहिलेसम्म कसरी पृथ्वी घुमिरहेको छ भन्ने, यो मेरो एउटै प्रहारको करामत हो।
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एक पटक राजेश हमाल बाग्लुङ गएका थिए
Aug 4, 2012
alligator shoes for blonde girls - a joke
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
Some funny English jokes - iraq, husband and Ferrari
Joke : I don't want to go to Iraq either
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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked,
“Please may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain
later”. The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and
asked, “Sister have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, "He went that way. ”
After thy ran off, the soldier crawled out from
under the skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough
sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq. ”
The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you
have a great pair of legs.”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t
want to go to Iraq either
Cheating' husband and suspecting wife
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A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.
Jun 24, 2012
some english jokes
A)
A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."
His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."
He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".
"OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."
A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."
His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."
He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".
"OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."
some funny nepali jokes
अध्ययनका समयमा क्लासको फस्टबेन्चमा बस्नेहरू : प्रश्नपत्र एकदमै गाह्रो आको हो, तर पनि ९५ त आउँछ ।
सेकेन्ड बेन्चर्स : हे, एउटा कोइसन त भ्याइएन हौ,
थर्ड बेन्चर्स : स्योर पास भइन्छ
फोर्थ बेन्चर्स : हे भगवान !! प्लिज हेल्प मि
लास्ट बेन्चर्स : गार्डचाहिँ साँच्चिकै सेक्सी हो यार, परीक्षाको ३ घन्टा समय बितेको पत्तै भएन।
सेकेन्ड बेन्चर्स : हे, एउटा कोइसन त भ्याइएन हौ,
थर्ड बेन्चर्स : स्योर पास भइन्छ
फोर्थ बेन्चर्स : हे भगवान !! प्लिज हेल्प मि
लास्ट बेन्चर्स : गार्डचाहिँ साँच्चिकै सेक्सी हो यार, परीक्षाको ३ घन्टा समय बितेको पत्तै भएन।
a hindu man in USA get heart attack - joke
A Hindu MAN In USA Falls On Road
Due To Heart Attack..
Ambulance Picks Him Up, he Starts
Chanting
Hari Om..
Hari Om..
Ambulance Reaches His House..
Wife Screams : "Why Did You Not
Take Him To Hospital ? "
Dr Replies- "He Kept Saying Hurry
Home,Hurry Home"
Due To Heart Attack..
Ambulance Picks Him Up, he Starts
Chanting
Hari Om..
Hari Om..
Ambulance Reaches His House..
Wife Screams : "Why Did You Not
Take Him To Hospital ? "
Dr Replies- "He Kept Saying Hurry
Home,Hurry Home"
Modern - remix ramayan - sms to Sita from Ram
Modern रामायणमा
रामको sms सिता लाई
प्रिय सितु, ...
म यहाँ मस्त छु ! and i hope तिमि पनि झक्कास छौ होला !!
लक्ष्मन् ले जहिले पनि तिमीलाई मिसगर्छ ! यार तिमि टेन्सन नलेउ म तिमीलाई छिटो भन्दा छिटो रावणको बाट छुटाएर ल्याउछु !
मैले NTC को सिम लेको छु !! अनि रावण को नम्बर मा कल गरेर मैले धेरै गाली देको छु !
साले ले battery low भयो भनेर फोन नै काटी दियो !
मैले तिमीलाई micromax को 30days battery dual सिम वाला mobile अनि 1GB कार्ड sad song हालेर मिस्टर हनुमान को साथ मा पठाउदै छु !
यसमा net surfing पनि छ ! अब तिमि र म net calling को मजा पनि लिन पाउछौ लक्ष्मन् topup कार्ड लिन गएको छ !
अनि सुनमैले बिभुसन लाई फेसबुक मा add गरेको छु लंका मा के हुदै छ सबै कुरा status मा अपडेट गर्दिन्छ !!
लौ त पछी chat मा कुरा गरौला bye
sweet heart
रामको sms सिता लाई
प्रिय सितु, ...
म यहाँ मस्त छु ! and i hope तिमि पनि झक्कास छौ होला !!
लक्ष्मन् ले जहिले पनि तिमीलाई मिसगर्छ ! यार तिमि टेन्सन नलेउ म तिमीलाई छिटो भन्दा छिटो रावणको बाट छुटाएर ल्याउछु !
मैले NTC को सिम लेको छु !! अनि रावण को नम्बर मा कल गरेर मैले धेरै गाली देको छु !
साले ले battery low भयो भनेर फोन नै काटी दियो !
मैले तिमीलाई micromax को 30days battery dual सिम वाला mobile अनि 1GB कार्ड sad song हालेर मिस्टर हनुमान को साथ मा पठाउदै छु !
यसमा net surfing पनि छ ! अब तिमि र म net calling को मजा पनि लिन पाउछौ लक्ष्मन् topup कार्ड लिन गएको छ !
अनि सुनमैले बिभुसन लाई फेसबुक मा add गरेको छु लंका मा के हुदै छ सबै कुरा status मा अपडेट गर्दिन्छ !!
लौ त पछी chat मा कुरा गरौला bye
sweet heart
A man escapes from prison - jokes
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Five Important Qualities of a good wife
Five Important Qualities of a good wife - a joke
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
joke - I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.
Some funny mature jokes
A)A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.
B)
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
A)A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.
B)
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
some cool morals - funny quotes
1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
some random funny jokes for time pass :D
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A professor's sorrow
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I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures,
But what hurts me , is when they remove their watch & shake it to see if its working :D :D
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A professor's sorrow
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I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures,
But what hurts me , is when they remove their watch & shake it to see if its working :D :D
Jun 19, 2012
a brilliant engineer joke
An engineer having no child, no money, no home and a blind mother....
One day he prays to god.
And finally ... God says he will grant him One wish.
Engineer: I want my
mother to see my wife
putting diamond bangles
on my child's hands in our
new bunglow.
God: Damn! I still have a
lot to learn from these
engineers!
lazy scientist and deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story - two jokes
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a
sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
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"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all.. !"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh... .!
;)
sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
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"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all.. !"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh... .!
;)
school, job and life 3 jokes
This quote describes condition of classrooms:
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"Everything !s much more funnier when we are not allowed to laugh.."
Jun 14, 2012
don't mess-up with guy -10 हजार एक रातको ??
एउटि केटि cafe मा एक्लै बसिरहेकि थि
एक्लै देखेर एउटा केटालेगयेर भन्यो
के म तपाई संग बस्न सक्छु ???
अचानक
केटि (चिच्याई) : नाई , हुदैन आजको रात म तिमि संग बिताऊन सक्दिन...!!!
त्यत्रो भिडभाड मा सबै जानाले उनिहरुलाई हेर्न थाले ..!!
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बिचरा केटो लाजले रातो पिरो भयो ..!!
केहि छिन पछि केटिले त्यस केटा संग माफि मागिन
अनि बिस्तारै भनिन :त्यो के भने म " HUMAN NATURE को बारेमा अध्यान गर्दै छु
त्यसैले, जान्न चाहान्छु कि मान्छे ले लजाउदा(बेज्जत) हुदा कस्तो प्रतिक्रिया जनाउछन..!!"
फेरि अचानक
केटो (चिच्यायो) : What...?? 10 हजार एक रात ..??
यो त अतिनै भयो अलिक कम गरन plz ..!!
फेरि
सबैजाना केटिलाई हेरेर हास्न थाले..!!
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अनि केटाले बिस्तारै भन्यो : "लु अब आफै अनुभब गर..!!:
एक्लै देखेर एउटा केटालेगयेर भन्यो
के म तपाई संग बस्न सक्छु ???
अचानक
केटि (चिच्याई) : नाई , हुदैन आजको रात म तिमि संग बिताऊन सक्दिन...!!!
त्यत्रो भिडभाड मा सबै जानाले उनिहरुलाई हेर्न थाले ..!!
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बिचरा केटो लाजले रातो पिरो भयो ..!!
केहि छिन पछि केटिले त्यस केटा संग माफि मागिन
अनि बिस्तारै भनिन :त्यो के भने म " HUMAN NATURE को बारेमा अध्यान गर्दै छु
त्यसैले, जान्न चाहान्छु कि मान्छे ले लजाउदा(बेज्जत) हुदा कस्तो प्रतिक्रिया जनाउछन..!!"
फेरि अचानक
केटो (चिच्यायो) : What...?? 10 हजार एक रात ..??
यो त अतिनै भयो अलिक कम गरन plz ..!!
फेरि
सबैजाना केटिलाई हेरेर हास्न थाले..!!
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अनि केटाले बिस्तारै भन्यो : "लु अब आफै अनुभब गर..!!:
joke- Similarity Between Washing Machine & Girls?
Questions : Whats the Similarity Between Washing Machine & Girls?
Answer: Even If 1 Of These Is Not Available Then U Have To Use Ur Hands.
Answer: Even If 1 Of These Is Not Available Then U Have To Use Ur Hands.
wife husband- think twice before speak :D
WIFE : What would you do if I die? Would you get married
again?
HUSBAND : No!
WIFE : Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND : Of course I do.
WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.
WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.
WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.
WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.
WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.
WIFE : --silence-
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'... :-O:-O =P
again?
HUSBAND : No!
WIFE : Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND : Of course I do.
WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.
WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.
WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.
WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.
WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.
WIFE : --silence-
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'... :-O:-O =P
Jun 8, 2012
don't compare girl friend with moon
जसले आफ्नो गर्लफ्र्येंड लाई चन्द्रमा मान्नु हुन्छ.
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वहा हरुले एउटा कुरा के ध्यान दिनु भन्दा....
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चन्द्रमा मा १७ जना मान्छेहरु चडीसकेकाछन
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र सायद एउटा कुकुर पनि..... :D
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वहा हरुले एउटा कुरा के ध्यान दिनु भन्दा....
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चन्द्रमा मा १७ जना मान्छेहरु चडीसकेकाछन
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र सायद एउटा कुकुर पनि..... :D
श्रीमती श्रीमान जेठाजु तौलिया
धारामा नुहाऐर फ़र्किऐपछि श्रीमतीले स्श्रिमान लाई भनिछ
श्रीमति - नुहाऐर एउटा तौलिया मात्र बेरेर फ़र्किदा बाटामा जेठाजु भेटिनु भो
श्रिमान - अनि के गरिस त ?
श्रीमति - त्यै तौलिया निकालेर टाउको छोपे...
श्रीमति - नुहाऐर एउटा तौलिया मात्र बेरेर फ़र्किदा बाटामा जेठाजु भेटिनु भो
श्रिमान - अनि के गरिस त ?
श्रीमति - त्यै तौलिया निकालेर टाउको छोपे...
ear vs dick- which is straight ?
दुईजना केटिहरु chatting गर्दै
पहिलो केटि: ओई तलाई थाहा छ,
जब केटाहरु
हाम्रो नजिक आउछन उनिहरुको कान ठाडो हुन्छ
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दोश्रो केटि: तलाई फेरि कसले
भन्यो नि त्यसलाई कान
भन्छ भनेर?:D
पहिलो केटि: ओई तलाई थाहा छ,
जब केटाहरु
हाम्रो नजिक आउछन उनिहरुको कान ठाडो हुन्छ
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दोश्रो केटि: तलाई फेरि कसले
भन्यो नि त्यसलाई कान
भन्छ भनेर?:D
women rub eyes when they wake up
Why do woman rub their
eyes when they woke up??
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because they do not have balls to scratch.
eyes when they woke up??
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because they do not have balls to scratch.
time schedule of nepali student
टिभी - ३ घण्टा
फेसबुक - २ घण्टा
सुत्न - १२ घण्टा
खेल्न - ३ घण्टा
साथीसंग - २ घण्टा
लवरसंग -२ घण्टा
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अनि पढाइ - "घण्टा"
फेसबुक - २ घण्टा
सुत्न - १२ घण्टा
खेल्न - ३ घण्टा
साथीसंग - २ घण्टा
लवरसंग -२ घण्टा
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अनि पढाइ - "घण्टा"
joke-Ghost goes to barbar shop
A ghost went 4 haircut.
Barber said-'Pachi aau ma ali busy chu...'
[ I am little Busy, please come back later]
ghost said somthng n barbr fainted.
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"Tauko chodera gairako chu....ekchin pachi aauchu..."
[Then, I will leave my head here, I will collect it later]
Barber said-'Pachi aau ma ali busy chu...'
[ I am little Busy, please come back later]
ghost said somthng n barbr fainted.
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"Tauko chodera gairako chu....ekchin pachi aauchu..."
[Then, I will leave my head here, I will collect it later]
May 19, 2012
Nepali Politician- scientific research - no brain
एकपटक बैग्यानिकहरुले परिक्षणको लागि भनेर
केही मानिसहरुको टाउकोबाट गिदि निकालेर
छोडीदिए ।
केही समयपछि ति मान्छेहरु के के भए ,
कस्ता भए भनेर
खोजी गर्दे जाँदा
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ति सबै
जना नेपालमा पो भेटिएछन ।
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त्यो पनि कोही सभाशद
भैसकेका कोहीचाहि मन्त्री ।
ल है सभासद हुन
ईच्छा लागे तपाईहरु पनि अप्रेशन गरेर
गिदि निकाल्नुस
अनि मसँग सम्पर्क गर्नुस
। ग्यारेन्टी भो
केही मानिसहरुको टाउकोबाट गिदि निकालेर
छोडीदिए ।
केही समयपछि ति मान्छेहरु के के भए ,
कस्ता भए भनेर
खोजी गर्दे जाँदा
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ति सबै
जना नेपालमा पो भेटिएछन ।
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त्यो पनि कोही सभाशद
भैसकेका कोहीचाहि मन्त्री ।
ल है सभासद हुन
ईच्छा लागे तपाईहरु पनि अप्रेशन गरेर
गिदि निकाल्नुस
अनि मसँग सम्पर्क गर्नुस
। ग्यारेन्टी भो
bau chhora ko jhagada - joke
उदास छोरालाई देखेर बाउ
बाउः के भो छोरा ?
छोराः केहि होइन वुबा
बाउः भन न म तेरो साथी जस्तै त हो नी
छोराः केहि होइन के मुला..., तेरि
छ्प्की जाबो अलीकति हर्लिक्स
माग्दा पनि गाली गर्छे यार. :P :P
बाउः के भो छोरा ?
छोराः केहि होइन वुबा
बाउः भन न म तेरो साथी जस्तै त हो नी
छोराः केहि होइन के मुला..., तेरि
छ्प्की जाबो अलीकति हर्लिक्स
माग्दा पनि गाली गर्छे यार. :P :P
May 15, 2012
True Lovers - what should be like..?
True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
and
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around ..??
why men kiss in women lips - question answer
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Q:Why do most men prefer to kiss
a woman's lips?
Ans:That's da
best way to shut woman's
horizontal lips and open the
vertical one
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Q:Why do most men prefer to kiss
a woman's lips?
Ans:That's da
best way to shut woman's
horizontal lips and open the
vertical one
मिसको ब्लाउजका बटन खुलेछन।
कक्षामा पढाउदै गर्दा मिसका ब्लाउजका अगाडिका दुई बटन खुलेछन।
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यो देखेर कक्षामा रहेका दुई
बिद्यार्थि पेट मिचिमिचि हासेछन।
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मिसः( रिसाउदै) चुप लाग्छौ कि निकालु
दुईटै लाई बाहिर... ?
teacher student - what type of lecture do you want ? [hindi joke]
[hindi joke]
Teacher to student-:
Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
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Student-
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.Mini skirt jaisa, taaki - jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye ...... aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe. .:-ppp
HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.
HEATED Gold is called - Ornament
BEATED Copper is called - Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called - Diamond
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HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.
good date vs awesome date - ends with what what?
A good date end with good dinner.....
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but awesome date end after a breakfast....
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who ever understand hit like...aru haru ooggy n cockroses herna jau
principal kissing madam - AIDS doesn't transmit by kissing
principal enter the classroom n kiss madam..n said: see children aids does not transmitt through kissing..
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student: sir plzz show us how does it transmitt also..
Cute Proposal from a boy to girl - will be it accepted ?
Cute Proposal. ?
Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining?
Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
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Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !?! -.-
employee and boss - drop my daughter home
Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir.
Boss: Do it again.
Employee:Done it again.
Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir.
Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home
mother's VS girlfriend's tears in the eye
Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
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Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P
May 3, 2012
Emran Hashmi's stomach operation
Doctors have to Operate Emran Hashmi due to severe stomach-ache. and finally they found
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2 kg of Lipstick in his st0mach :P
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2 kg of Lipstick in his st0mach :P
dhurmus- malai suntali chahiyo - joke
धुर्मुसे मुलासाग को घर गयेर:-
धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को
हात चहियो?
मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन
चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात???
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धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो........ :P
धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को
हात चहियो?
मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन
चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात???
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धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो........ :P
A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper-32"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24"? .
Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple....... :P
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper-32"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24"? .
Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple....... :P
multi sim mobile and girl friend
रोमांटिक मुड मा !!!!
केटि: तिमि मलाई कति माया गर्छौ?
केटा: मेरो दिल मोबाईल हो तिमि तेस्को सिम कार्ड हौ..
केटि: भगवान म कति धेरै भग्यमानि छु..
केटa: Thanks GOD येस्लाई के थहा मेरो चाईनिज मोबाईल मा 5 वटा सिम कार्ड जान्छ भन्ने.. :P
केटि: तिमि मलाई कति माया गर्छौ?
केटा: मेरो दिल मोबाईल हो तिमि तेस्को सिम कार्ड हौ..
केटि: भगवान म कति धेरै भग्यमानि छु..
केटa: Thanks GOD येस्लाई के थहा मेरो चाईनिज मोबाईल मा 5 वटा सिम कार्ड जान्छ भन्ने.. :P
at honeymoon - only kiss- no bath next morning.. hurray
सुहागरात का दिन केटाले
wife लाई kiss मात्र गरेर सुत्यो ।
भोली पल्ट बिहान सासुले
भनिन:- बुहारी मन्दिर जानी हो ??
जानु भन्दा पहिला नुहाउनु ल ।
बुहारिले रिसाउदै :- सासु जि..!
अरु सबै साफ छ .!
खाली brush मात्र गरे पुग्छ :P
wife लाई kiss मात्र गरेर सुत्यो ।
भोली पल्ट बिहान सासुले
भनिन:- बुहारी मन्दिर जानी हो ??
जानु भन्दा पहिला नुहाउनु ल ।
बुहारिले रिसाउदै :- सासु जि..!
अरु सबै साफ छ .!
खाली brush मात्र गरे पुग्छ :P
Apr 27, 2012
lesbian girl's dating and mom's suggestion
Worried Mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms before
her date
Girl Laughs, hugs her mother & says
"You have to change your mind mom, its 21'st century....
I'm dating Julie, give me some carrots instead..."
her date
Girl Laughs, hugs her mother & says
"You have to change your mind mom, its 21'st century....
I'm dating Julie, give me some carrots instead..."
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