don't mess-up with guy -10 हजार एक रातको ??

एउटि केटि cafe मा एक्लै बसिरहेकि थि 

एक्लै देखेर एउटा केटालेगयेर भन्यो

के म तपाई संग  बस्न सक्छु ???
अचानक
केटि (चिच्याई) : नाई , हुदैन आजको रात म तिमि संग बिताऊन सक्दिन...!!!

त्यत्रो भिडभाड मा सबै जानाले उनिहरुलाई हेर्न थाले ..!!
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बिचरा केटो लाजले रातो  पिरो भयो ..!!

केहि छिन पछि केटिले त्यस केटा संग माफि मागिन

अनि बिस्तारै भनिन :त्यो के भने म " HUMAN NATURE को बारेमा अध्यान गर्दै छु

त्यसैले, जान्न चाहान्छु कि मान्छे ले लजाउदा(बेज्जत) हुदा कस्तो प्रतिक्रिया जनाउछन..!!"
फेरि अचानक
केटो (चिच्यायो) : What...?? 10 हजार एक रात ..??
यो त अतिनै भयो अलिक कम गरन plz ..!!
फेरि
सबैजाना केटिलाई हेरेर हास्न थाले..!!
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अनि केटाले बिस्तारै भन्यो : "लु अब आफै अनुभब गर..!!:

wife husband- think twice before speak :D

WIFE : What would you do if I die? Would you get married
again?
HUSBAND : No!

WIFE : Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND : Of course I do.

WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry? 
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.

WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.

WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.

WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.

WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.

WIFE : --silence-
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'... :-O:-O =P

True Lovers - what should be like..?

True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
and
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around ..??

why men kiss in women lips - question answer

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Q:Why do most men prefer to kiss
a woman's lips?

Ans:That's da
best way to shut woman's
horizontal lips and open the
vertical one

good date vs awesome date - ends with what what?

A good date end with good dinner.....
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but awesome date end after a breakfast....
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who ever understand hit like...aru haru ooggy n cockroses herna jau

Cute Proposal from a boy to girl - will be it accepted ?

Cute Proposal. ?

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining?

Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
...
Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !?! -.-

mother's VS girlfriend's tears in the eye

Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P

multi sim mobile and girl friend

रोमांटिक मुड मा !!!!
केटि: तिमि मलाई कति माया गर्छौ?

केटा: मेरो दिल मोबाईल हो तिमि तेस्को सिम कार्ड हौ..

केटि: भगवान म कति धेरै भग्यमानि छु..

केटa: Thanks GOD येस्लाई के थहा मेरो चाईनिज मोबाईल मा 5 वटा सिम कार्ड जान्छ भन्ने.. :P

at honeymoon - only kiss- no bath next morning.. hurray

सुहागरात का दिन केटाले 

wife लाई kiss मात्र गरेर सुत्यो । 

भोली पल्ट बिहान सासुले 

भनिन:- बुहारी मन्दिर जानी हो ??

जानु भन्दा पहिला नुहाउनु ल । 

बुहारिले रिसाउदै :- सासु जि..!

अरु सबै साफ छ .!

खाली brush मात्र गरे पुग्छ :P

A girl in short dress

Girl (in short dress) : I am looking young ;) 
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Boy : take off that also...you will look like a new born baby....xP=P

Law of attraction girl and boy - joke

Law of Attraction :
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Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl and Inversely proportional 

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to strength of her brother..!! xP=P

true love story joke

A couple Fighting on phone

Girl: I know u don't love me now :( you love somebody else

Boy: I also know that u don't love me :(

Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the person whom you love :'(

(Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her again and at the same time girl call hers)
(The number you have dial is busy)

(Girl calling him
Boy picks her call)

Girl: Who is the fucking bitch you were calling? :q
Boy : it was you :P

when a girl boy becomes MAD ?

भन्छन,
केटि हरु लाइ राम्रो-कपडा र गहना लाउन दिएर ऐना नभाको कोठा मा थुन्दिनु हो भने,
केटि हरु 'पागल' हुन्छन रे !
यो त पुरानो कुरो हो !
नया चै के भने-
केटा हरु लाइ टन्नै 'ब्यालेन्स' भएको मोबाइल,
१/२ वटा रिचार्ज कार्ड पनि एक्स्ट्रा,
अनि राम्री-राम्री केटि हरुको मोबाइल नम्बर दिएर,
यस्तो कोठामा थुन्दिनु !
जहाँ मोबाइल को नेटवर्क नै नहोस !
केटाहरु 'ठहरै'..............!

Boy Girl - where to write ur name?

Boy: डार्लिङ ! तिम्रो नामआफ्नो हातमा लेखौं कि छातीमा ?
Girl: यता उता लेख्ने कुरा नगर !यदि साँचो माया गर्छौ भने
तिम्रो काठमाडौंको घडेरीको लालपुर्जामा लेख !