principal kissing madam - AIDS doesn't transmit by kissing

principal enter the classroom n kiss madam..n said: see children aids does not transmitt through kissing..
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student: sir plzz show us how does it transmitt also..

Cute Proposal from a boy to girl - will be it accepted ?

Cute Proposal. ?

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining?

Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
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Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !?! -.-

employee and boss - drop my daughter home

Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir. 
Boss: Do it again.
Employee:Done it again.
Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir. 
Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home

mother's VS girlfriend's tears in the eye

Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
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Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P

Emran Hashmi's stomach operation

Doctors have to Operate Emran Hashmi due to severe stomach-ache. and finally they found
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2 kg of Lipstick in his st0mach :P

dhurmus- malai suntali chahiyo - joke

धुर्मुसे मुलासाग को घर गयेर:-
धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को
हात चहियो?
मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन
चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात???
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धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो........ :P

A 13 year girl at a bra shop...

A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper-32"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24"? .
Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple....... :P

multi sim mobile and girl friend

रोमांटिक मुड मा !!!!
केटि: तिमि मलाई कति माया गर्छौ?

केटा: मेरो दिल मोबाईल हो तिमि तेस्को सिम कार्ड हौ..

केटि: भगवान म कति धेरै भग्यमानि छु..

केटa: Thanks GOD येस्लाई के थहा मेरो चाईनिज मोबाईल मा 5 वटा सिम कार्ड जान्छ भन्ने.. :P

at honeymoon - only kiss- no bath next morning.. hurray

सुहागरात का दिन केटाले 

wife लाई kiss मात्र गरेर सुत्यो । 

भोली पल्ट बिहान सासुले 

भनिन:- बुहारी मन्दिर जानी हो ??

जानु भन्दा पहिला नुहाउनु ल । 

बुहारिले रिसाउदै :- सासु जि..!

अरु सबै साफ छ .!

खाली brush मात्र गरे पुग्छ :P