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म यहाँ मस्त छु ! and i hope तिमि पनि झक्कास छौ होला !!
लक्ष्मन् ले जहिले पनि तिमीलाई मिसगर्छ ! यार तिमि टेन्सन नलेउ म तिमीलाई छिटो भन्दा छिटो रावणको बाट छुटाएर ल्याउछु !
मैले NTC को सिम लेको छु !! अनि रावण को नम्बर मा कल गरेर मैले धेरै गाली देको छु !
साले ले battery low भयो भनेर फोन नै काटी दियो !
मैले तिमीलाई micromax को 30days battery dual सिम वाला mobile अनि 1GB कार्ड sad song हालेर मिस्टर हनुमान को साथ मा पठाउदै छु !
यसमा net surfing पनि छ ! अब तिमि र म net calling को मजा पनि लिन पाउछौ लक्ष्मन् topup कार्ड लिन गएको छ !
अनि सुनमैले बिभुसन लाई फेसबुक मा add गरेको छु लंका मा के हुदै छ सबै कुरा status मा अपडेट गर्दिन्छ !!
लौ त पछी chat मा कुरा गरौला bye
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Jun 24, 2012
A man escapes from prison - jokes
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Five Important Qualities of a good wife
Five Important Qualities of a good wife - a joke
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
joke - I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.
Some funny mature jokes
A)A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.
B)
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
A)A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.
B)
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
some cool morals - funny quotes
1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
some random funny jokes for time pass :D
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A professor's sorrow
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I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures,
But what hurts me , is when they remove their watch & shake it to see if its working :D :D
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A professor's sorrow
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I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures,
But what hurts me , is when they remove their watch & shake it to see if its working :D :D
Jun 19, 2012
a brilliant engineer joke
An engineer having no child, no money, no home and a blind mother....
One day he prays to god.
And finally ... God says he will grant him One wish.
Engineer: I want my
mother to see my wife
putting diamond bangles
on my child's hands in our
new bunglow.
God: Damn! I still have a
lot to learn from these
engineers!
lazy scientist and deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story - two jokes
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a
sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
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"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all.. !"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh... .!
;)
sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
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"Oh jack plz dont touch me at all.. !"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"oh Jack..!"
"Ohh... .!
;)
school, job and life 3 jokes
This quote describes condition of classrooms:
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"Everything !s much more funnier when we are not allowed to laugh.."
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