joke-Ghost goes to barbar shop

A ghost went 4 haircut.
Barber said-'Pachi aau ma ali busy chu...'
[ I am little Busy, please come back later]

ghost said somthng n barbr fainted.
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"Tauko chodera gairako chu....ekchin pachi aauchu..."
[Then, I will leave my head here, I will collect it later]

Nepali Politician- scientific research - no brain

एकपटक बैग्यानिकहरुले परिक्षणको लागि भनेर
केही मानिसहरुको टाउकोबाट गिदि निकालेर
छोडीदिए ।
केही समयपछि ति मान्छेहरु के के भए ,
कस्ता भए भनेर
खोजी गर्दे जाँदा
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ति सबै
जना नेपालमा पो भेटिएछन ।
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त्यो पनि कोही सभाशद
भैसकेका कोहीचाहि मन्त्री ।
ल है सभासद हुन
ईच्छा लागे तपाईहरु पनि अप्रेशन गरेर
गिदि निकाल्नुस
अनि मसँग सम्पर्क गर्नुस
। ग्यारेन्टी भो

bau chhora ko jhagada - joke

उदास छोरालाई देखेर बाउ
बाउः के भो छोरा ?
छोराः केहि होइन वुबा
बाउः भन न म तेरो साथी जस्तै त हो नी
छोराः केहि होइन के मुला..., तेरि 
छ्प्की जाबो अलीकति हर्लिक्स
माग्दा पनि गाली गर्छे यार. :P :P

True Lovers - what should be like..?

True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
and
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around ..??

why men kiss in women lips - question answer

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Q:Why do most men prefer to kiss
a woman's lips?

Ans:That's da
best way to shut woman's
horizontal lips and open the
vertical one

मिसको ब्लाउजका बटन खुलेछन।

कक्षामा पढाउदै गर्दा मिसका ब्लाउजका अगाडिका दुई बटन खुलेछन।
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यो देखेर कक्षामा रहेका दुई
बिद्यार्थि पेट मिचिमिचि हासेछन।
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मिसः( रिसाउदै) चुप लाग्छौ कि निकालु
दुईटै लाई बाहिर... ?

teacher student - what type of lecture do you want ? [hindi joke]

[hindi joke]


Teacher to student-: 
Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?

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Student-
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.Mini skirt jaisa, taaki - jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye ...... aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe. .:-ppp

HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.

HEATED Gold is called - Ornament
BEATED Copper is called - Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called - Diamond
&
HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.

good date vs awesome date - ends with what what?

A good date end with good dinner.....
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but awesome date end after a breakfast....
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who ever understand hit like...aru haru ooggy n cockroses herna jau