Nepali Politician- scientific research - no brain

एकपटक बैग्यानिकहरुले परिक्षणको लागि भनेर
केही मानिसहरुको टाउकोबाट गिदि निकालेर
छोडीदिए ।
केही समयपछि ति मान्छेहरु के के भए ,
कस्ता भए भनेर
खोजी गर्दे जाँदा
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ति सबै
जना नेपालमा पो भेटिएछन ।
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त्यो पनि कोही सभाशद
भैसकेका कोहीचाहि मन्त्री ।
ल है सभासद हुन
ईच्छा लागे तपाईहरु पनि अप्रेशन गरेर
गिदि निकाल्नुस
अनि मसँग सम्पर्क गर्नुस
। ग्यारेन्टी भो

bau chhora ko jhagada - joke

उदास छोरालाई देखेर बाउ
बाउः के भो छोरा ?
छोराः केहि होइन वुबा
बाउः भन न म तेरो साथी जस्तै त हो नी
छोराः केहि होइन के मुला..., तेरि 
छ्प्की जाबो अलीकति हर्लिक्स
माग्दा पनि गाली गर्छे यार. :P :P

True Lovers - what should be like..?

True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
and
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around ..??

why men kiss in women lips - question answer

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Q:Why do most men prefer to kiss
a woman's lips?

Ans:That's da
best way to shut woman's
horizontal lips and open the
vertical one

मिसको ब्लाउजका बटन खुलेछन।

कक्षामा पढाउदै गर्दा मिसका ब्लाउजका अगाडिका दुई बटन खुलेछन।
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यो देखेर कक्षामा रहेका दुई
बिद्यार्थि पेट मिचिमिचि हासेछन।
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मिसः( रिसाउदै) चुप लाग्छौ कि निकालु
दुईटै लाई बाहिर... ?

teacher student - what type of lecture do you want ? [hindi joke]

[hindi joke]


Teacher to student-: 
Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?

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Student-
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.Mini skirt jaisa, taaki - jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye ...... aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe. .:-ppp

HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.

HEATED Gold is called - Ornament
BEATED Copper is called - Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called - Diamond
&
HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.

good date vs awesome date - ends with what what?

A good date end with good dinner.....
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but awesome date end after a breakfast....
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who ever understand hit like...aru haru ooggy n cockroses herna jau

principal kissing madam - AIDS doesn't transmit by kissing

principal enter the classroom n kiss madam..n said: see children aids does not transmitt through kissing..
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student: sir plzz show us how does it transmitt also..

Cute Proposal from a boy to girl - will be it accepted ?

Cute Proposal. ?

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining?

Girl: No Why Are You Asking?
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Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !?! -.-

employee and boss - drop my daughter home

Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir. 
Boss: Do it again.
Employee:Done it again.
Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir. 
Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home

mother's VS girlfriend's tears in the eye

Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P

Emran Hashmi's stomach operation

Doctors have to Operate Emran Hashmi due to severe stomach-ache. and finally they found
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2 kg of Lipstick in his st0mach :P

dhurmus- malai suntali chahiyo - joke

धुर्मुसे मुलासाग को घर गयेर:-
धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को
हात चहियो?
मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन
चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात???
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धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो........ :P

A 13 year girl at a bra shop...

A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper-32"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24"? .
Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20"?
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Girl-smaller .
Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple....... :P

multi sim mobile and girl friend

रोमांटिक मुड मा !!!!
केटि: तिमि मलाई कति माया गर्छौ?

केटा: मेरो दिल मोबाईल हो तिमि तेस्को सिम कार्ड हौ..

केटि: भगवान म कति धेरै भग्यमानि छु..

केटa: Thanks GOD येस्लाई के थहा मेरो चाईनिज मोबाईल मा 5 वटा सिम कार्ड जान्छ भन्ने.. :P

at honeymoon - only kiss- no bath next morning.. hurray

सुहागरात का दिन केटाले 

wife लाई kiss मात्र गरेर सुत्यो । 

भोली पल्ट बिहान सासुले 

भनिन:- बुहारी मन्दिर जानी हो ??

जानु भन्दा पहिला नुहाउनु ल । 

बुहारिले रिसाउदै :- सासु जि..!

अरु सबै साफ छ .!

खाली brush मात्र गरे पुग्छ :P