Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent(sadly): You don't know my father.
Teacher: Meena, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Meena: I is...
Teacher: No, Meena. Always say, "I am."
Meena: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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